They just came out with a new Barbie Doll.  

It is called "Divorce Barbie."

It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

 Snake Joke
First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.

Second snake:Why?

First snake:Because I bit my lip!

Comedy jokes
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did
it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're
out of there!

-Charlie Viracola

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

-Mitch Hedberg